May 29th, 2012
May 24th, 2012
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unfreshing:

best office moment ever hands down

can we talk about how i’m literally kelly kapoor

(Source: heycinco, via toriiiiiistories)

April 29th, 2012

Fuck fuck fuck fuck

fuck this essay. I know exactly what I want to write, but I have absolutely no motivation to do it.

April 28th, 2012

A dramatic Shakespearean response to every situation

  • When something bad happens: True is it that we have seen better days.
  • When something REALLY bad happens: O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day! Most lamentable day. Most woeful day That ever, ever I did yet behold! O day, O day, O day! O hateful day! Never was seen so black a day as this.O woeful day! O woeful day!
  • When people say that something is wrong because the Bible says so: The Devil can cite scripture for his purpose.
  • When my girlfriend abandons me for food: FRAILTY, THY NAME IS WOMAN!
  • When someone doesn't thank me for holding the door open for them: BLOW, BLOW, BLOW, THOU WINTER WIND! THOU ART NOT SO UNKIND AS MAN'S INGRATITUDE!
  • When I burn something while cooking: MY CAKE IS DOUGH!
  • When human stupidity frustrates me: LORD, WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE!
  • When someone says I'm going to hell for my sins: NYMPH, IN THY ORISONS BE ALL MY SINS REMEMBER'D.
  • When I'm broke: My pride fell with my fortunes
  • When someone turns the light on after a period of darkness and blinding light ensues: OH, SHE DOTH TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN BRIGHT!
  • When someone disagrees with me: THERE ARE MORE THINGS IN HEAVEN AND EARTH, HORATIO, THEN ARE DREAMT OF IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY.
  • When I argue with my girlfriend: The course of true love never did run smooth.
  • When I'm embarrassed: MUST I HOLD A CANDLE TO MY SHAMES?!
  • Someone says "Good Night": Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
  • When I'm doing the laundry: OUT, damned spot!
April 27th, 2012
April 26th, 2012
April 23rd, 2012

One Thing I Will Never Understand

Why girls are always in such a hurry to get married. I really just don’t get it. Why is it so important that you get married and you’re only 17, 18, or 19 years old? In my opinion, there are much more important things that you should be worrying about at that point in your life like what classes should I be taking or how many hours will I have next week at work or when will I finally decide what I’m going to do with my life and have an actual career. I just think it’s way too soon. Yes, I do have a boyfriend, and he means the world to me. Meeting him was the best thing that has happened to me. Maybe I’ll marry him someday, or maybe I won’t, but right now I’m not worried about that. Right now I’m worried about getting my life on track while trying to have fun in college at the same time before reality finally slaps me in the face and I can’t be a kid anymore. I’m happy just the way things are, and I’d like to keep it that way as long as possible.

April 10th, 2012

alexuhoh:

wildattheartt:

I think people who get to see their significant others everyday seriously take it for granted. Opposed to those who don’t get to see the people they love very often and make every single second count!

Not at all, honestly.

^I’m with Alex. I’m mentally preparing myself everyday for the long 3 month stretch that I won’t get to see him.

(via alexuhoh)

April 7th, 2012

Here’s My Opinion on One Direction

  • They all have great singing voices, but the boy band thing is just a little played out to me and it just doesn’t work. I mean 5 or 6 guys on stage with a microphone is a little much and seems unnecessary.
  • They’re a good radio band
  • They wouldn’t be as popular if they weren’t good looking. I cannot see their band name without seeing a heart next to it, as well as I’ve never seen any guys talk about one direction. They’re just a better looking Big Time Rush
  • I admit, they’re songs are good and catchy, but they just don’t bring anything new to the table.