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best office moment ever hands down
can we talk about how i’m literally kelly kapoor
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Fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck this essay. I know exactly what I want to write, but I have absolutely no motivation to do it.
A dramatic Shakespearean response to every situation
- When something bad happens:
- When something REALLY bad happens:
- When people say that something is wrong because the Bible says so:
- When my girlfriend abandons me for food:
- When someone doesn't thank me for holding the door open for them:
- When I burn something while cooking:
- When human stupidity frustrates me:
- When someone says I'm going to hell for my sins:
- When I'm broke:
- When someone turns the light on after a period of darkness and blinding light ensues:
- When someone disagrees with me:
- When I argue with my girlfriend:
- When I'm embarrassed:
- Someone says "Good Night":
- When I'm doing the laundry:
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One Thing I Will Never Understand
Why girls are always in such a hurry to get married. I really just don’t get it. Why is it so important that you get married and you’re only 17, 18, or 19 years old? In my opinion, there are much more important things that you should be worrying about at that point in your life like what classes should I be taking or how many hours will I have next week at work or when will I finally decide what I’m going to do with my life and have an actual career. I just think it’s way too soon. Yes, I do have a boyfriend, and he means the world to me. Meeting him was the best thing that has happened to me. Maybe I’ll marry him someday, or maybe I won’t, but right now I’m not worried about that. Right now I’m worried about getting my life on track while trying to have fun in college at the same time before reality finally slaps me in the face and I can’t be a kid anymore. I’m happy just the way things are, and I’d like to keep it that way as long as possible.
I think people who get to see their significant others everyday seriously take it for granted. Opposed to those who don’t get to see the people they love very often and make every single second count!
Not at all, honestly.
^I’m with Alex. I’m mentally preparing myself everyday for the long 3 month stretch that I won’t get to see him.
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Here’s My Opinion on One Direction
- They all have great singing voices, but the boy band thing is just a little played out to me and it just doesn’t work. I mean 5 or 6 guys on stage with a microphone is a little much and seems unnecessary.
- They’re a good radio band
- They wouldn’t be as popular if they weren’t good looking. I cannot see their band name without seeing a heart next to it, as well as I’ve never seen any guys talk about one direction. They’re just a better looking Big Time Rush
- I admit, they’re songs are good and catchy, but they just don’t bring anything new to the table.